How does a Redditor greet a woman from Kuala Lumpur?

M'alaydy

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Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

What's a Chinese woman called with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).

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How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

How do Hawaiian Muslims greet each other?

Aloha Akbar!"