How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

What did the Mexican say to the Italian?

Que pasta

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

What would Jesus do?

is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

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How do skeletons greet each other?

Bon'nichiwa

How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

ey you.

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

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What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss