How many Mexicans does it take to run a computer?

Dos

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

Why are frogs no good at websurfing?

Computers have them toad-ily confused.

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What do you call a stampede of mexicans running away from a snake?

panic

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

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How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME