What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What's the funniest fish in the world?

Piranhahahahaha Don't lynch me

How many narcissists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.

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What do you call a Mexican spell caster?

A salsarer

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.