What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that had his car stolen?

Carloss

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

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What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

Jumper Cable Jokes More Jumper Cable Jokes

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.