How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

How many Mexicans does it take to change a Lightbuld?

Only Juan...