Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

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Why don't they play poker in the savanna?

because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays

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What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor?

Banana Foster

What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.