Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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What do you call a Mexican dessert that won't sink?

Or) What do you call an effeminate Mexican custard Flanboyant Muy terrible. I know.

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

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What do teddy bears like to have in their houses?

A: Fur-niture.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

High Steaks

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays

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Where do orphans go when they're sick?

Obviously not the Family Doctor

Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.