What type of flour do you buy an orphan?

Self raising.

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Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Why don't orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Where did the orphans go after the Orphanage blew up?

Everywhere

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What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme?

Gluten freeverse

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!