Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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What kind of drugs do ducks take?

The snort quack.

What do you say to a black guy selling drugs?

What did you think it would be, you racist?

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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When does a dyslexic person know they've bought the wrong SUV?

When they're in Denali.

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation ?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo?

The leaf, the rope stops the emo.

Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?

So he could wake up inside.