What did the flower say when she was begged not to tell a secret?

Chrysanthemum's the word.

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How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

How does a deaf and dumb tell a secret to another one?

He wears mittens.

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Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What shall we do with all these letters begging for money?

the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"