a hobbyte Cortana told me that joke
Deciding which to tell people first.
They don't find them Hume-erous.
Exactly".
Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.
Why's your belt so tight bruh
Because 8 nined 10.
A polterheist.
Because they can't even
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
A hobbyte.
One hobbyte.