What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

What has 8 legs and 7 arms?

Def Leppard

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How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.