Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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Rub him with oinkment.

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Rub it rub it rub it.

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Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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It's fine, I'm 0K"

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Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

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because she couldn't control her pupils

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Rest in pieces. I'll show myself out now.

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.