What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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What did the gladiator say when he was surrounded by nearly 100 men?

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Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!

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What do you call a pimp with his whores?

A guard and hoes.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land?

Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line.

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.