What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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Why are chemists such whores?

They keep talking about their nitrates

How are whores and movies alike?

You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that