What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

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Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint?

He was surrounded by phone-ys!

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

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Why do sailors use liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up when they drop it.

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

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What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that