Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

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Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

Why don't you transport onions by boat?

You don' want your boat to be full of leeks.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

Sea Man Jokes More Sea Man Jokes

What do whores and sailors have in common?

They are both always surrounded by sea - men! I made up this one.

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

Ovary Jokes More Ovary Jokes

What is the difference between ovaries and testicles?

There is a vas diference

What are the three "O"s of bad driving?

Old. Oriental. Ovaries.