What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't any pirates live in Kansas?

Because they all live in kansas.

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

Jamaica Jokes More Jamaica Jokes

What do they call a list of athletes in Jamaica?

A rasta.

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Matey Jokes More Matey Jokes

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

Sail Jokes More Sail Jokes

When is the best time to sail?

Schooner than later.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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