What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

What super hero league is Caitlyn Jenner part of?

The X-Men

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

What did the pirate say to the other pirate?

Don't touch my booty

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What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

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Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.

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Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?

The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh?

You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.

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What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!" ?

A dog with a hair lip

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.