How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between a Bald Eagle and an American?

The Bald Eagle is free c:

What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren?

British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

What's worse than ten children in one bucket?

One child in ten buckets.