Why did Adele crossed the road?

To say hello from the other side.

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Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

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Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Adele Jokes More Adele Jokes

Why can't a Mac sing?

Because it's not Adele

What do you call a singing laptop?

Adele