Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig ?

A teddy boar !