Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

Why did the book critic give The Road a bad review?

Too many plot holes.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.