How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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Why can't you escape the angry forest?

Because there are mad trees.

Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism?

Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.

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What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

What do you call a dead chicken that's haunting your house?

A poultrygeist

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!