How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed

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How did blind slaves escape the South?

The Underground Braille-road

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

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What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

it was repossessed