it was repossessed
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
It's full of Boo's and Spirits.
A Poltergeese!
A haunting license
For the boos.
He got crped out.
A poultrygeist
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
A poltergeest
Phantom panes.
Because they're full of spirits.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
A poultry-geist.
Pizza Haunt!
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Spirits
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
A Poultrygeist!
hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."
The nightmayor.
So the one on the right could drive for a change.
Because they have no right.
Water me lawn
Because it dampens their souls!!!!
and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "
The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
An umbrellaphant !
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
He was convicted of crepe.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
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