Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.

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Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight?

He was the raining champion.

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Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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to raise his spirits

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it was repossessed

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Why don't ghosts like rainy days?

Because it dampens their souls!!!!

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

A: Because it dampened his spirits.