How do you get into a haunted house?

By using a spookey!

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac?

They use Force quit.

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What kind of cereal do you find in a haunted house?

Cinnamon Ghost Crunch

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.