Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

Why did Sepp Blatter cross the road?

To get to the other bribe

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Thanks, it's my special tea.

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Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.