How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

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How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

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How much of northern Canada is habitable?

none of it.

Why are there so few black hockey players?

Because there was no cotton in Canada.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.