I went to Canada with my mum once"
Because she was a girl.
17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.
They fly in an 'A' (eh)
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
His mum had been a wafer too long.
Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.
