Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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Why didn't the girl cry after learning of her boyfriend's leprosy diagnosis?

She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

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Why was the cookie crying?

Because it's mom was a wafer so long.

Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.