Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

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Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

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Why did the biscuit cry?

His mum had been a wafer too long.

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long