Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How do people with leukemia know they have cancer?

They can feel it in their bones.

What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.