Why did the girl cry on the swing?

She has cancer

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the cz-75 get the girl pregnant?

It took too long to pull out.

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.