Why Looking So Crabby This Morning?

I Just Found Out I Have Cancer...

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

What's an extroverted accountant?

One who looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own.

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Where do fashionable kids with cancer like to shop for clothes?

Never 21

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs