Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

How do you confuse a blind person?

Put them in a circular room and tell them to find the corner

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What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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What the hell are you two doing?

He demanded. His wife turned to the stranger and said, "See, I told you he was stupid."

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.