Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

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What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

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What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

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How did the redneck find his sister in the woods?

A: Pretty hot

What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.