Cousin Jokes

What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

What's the worst hereditary disease?

Cousins

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

Why did Einstein marry his cousin?

It's all relative.

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common?

Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right.

You might also enjoy:

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book fell on his head?

I have only my shelf to blame"

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!

Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

And 'entruncated' How about 'monosyllabic' Who's running this language

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you say to a girlfriend who calls you a lazy couch potato?

Well let me tell you...

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man with no arms or legs?

TRUSTWORTHY!

Why do black men wear baggy trousers?

Because their knee grows.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear