What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up?

Let's go back to being cousins.

What does the south call friends with benefits?

Cousins.....

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

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What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

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How do you get two rednecks to play Banjo in unison?

Shoot the first one.

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A firecracker

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How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.