What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

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Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

What dog is a cousin to the Dalmatian?

A spot-weiler!

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean?

An Iceburgh.

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

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What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

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Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

What does a bird say when he enters Nofrills?

Cheap, Cheap, Cheap..."

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

Friend Zone Jokes More Friend Zone Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.