How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does idk stand for?

Literally everyone I ask doesn't know.

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What the hell is an Ovechkin?

The guy says "It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"

What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

Friend Zone Jokes More Friend Zone Jokes

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.