How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed. :(

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.