Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

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What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What did the footballer's girlfriend think when she saw him standing between some goal posts?

He's a keeper"

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Why are Women like buses?

You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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What do you call a bunch of white guys in a burning building?

Fire Crackers.

What did one termite say to another in a burning building?

Barbecue tonight!"