What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.