What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why can't Z generationers swim?

Their phones would get wet.

N Jokes More N Jokes

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor