Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear?

A: A wind tunnel.

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

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Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !