Why did the doorman get a raise?

He was always out standing.

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Why did the cow get a job at Google?

Because she was out standing in her field.

What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands?

A dope ring.

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Why was the horse farmer arrested?

He was raising a colt.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.