What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Why is there no mexican olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What does the new socialist leader of France mean for the country, Europe, and the world?

Nationalized wine.. Sounds like the right wing will have some whine too.

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What do you call a bunch of unicorns?

A unicornucopia.

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts