What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

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Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What shakes at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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What's the worst part of an NFL wedding?

Getting hit by Rice

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!

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What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.