What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What do you call a Mexican supremacist organization against civil rights?

The Que Que Que.

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Why aren't there any black magicians?

Because magic is stupid.

What do you call an owl that does magic?

Hooooooo-dini!