What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand