What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

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What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

What do you call 4 Mexicans in a boat with a terrible leak?

Cuatro sinko

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .