Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new wife and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What do you call a dog with short legs and steel balls?

Sparky

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Which actor is a dog's favorite?

Bark Ruffaro

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman