Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith