Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What does a Mexican wizard use to cast magic?

A Juand

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

What actor touches every girl on set?

David Cop-a-feel