What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of Idiots?

Congress

What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

A: Laughing stock.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Orbit Jokes More Orbit Jokes

What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times?

An orbyte

Why were Wrigley, Doublemint, and Orbit watching CNN?

To find out the latest on gum control legislation.