What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

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Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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Why can't Ray Charles read?

Because he's black.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Colin Kaepernick Jokes More Colin Kaepernick Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.