Colin Kaepernick Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

You might also enjoy:

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.

What's the difference between a feminist and incense sticks?

Incense sticks make scents.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

Martyr Jokes More Martyr Jokes

What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection?

A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.