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Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.
They only have an erection every 4 years
peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.
England gets off scott-free.
Adore stands between us open up !
People in wheelchairs
Reading road signs at 30 MPH
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A podiatrist bucks up your feet.
They're both leg ends.
To die as a martyr.
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...
the guy likes his power chords too much.
