Martyr Jokes

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

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What is the worst that can happen to an atheist caricaturist ?

To die as a martyr.

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

What's the difference between a redwood and a dead baby?

A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the blonde medical student die from?

An aneurysm.

Why did Tomoe Mami die?

She got ahead of herself.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What did the double-amputee say when he stood up?

I stand corrected." -From

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.