Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money