Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

Why did Al Gore go to the dentist for a tooth pulling?

He had an Inconvenient Tooth.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What can both Christians and Atheists agree on about Jesus?

Kanye's not him.

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

How Did I Make It To The Middle East?

Iran there.

What do you call a research facility in the middle east?

Darpa Darpa

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.