Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

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Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the tooth say to the dentist?

Fill 'er up!"

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

Why can't there be peace in the Middle East?

It IS what it IS.

Toothpaste Jokes More Toothpaste Jokes

What does an unborn fetus and a tube of toothpaste have in common?

Neither of them can be used as functional tables.

What kind of toothpaste do MLG use?

Pretty much anything, just no Scope.