Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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What's the best thing about being a meth head?

1 sleep until Christmas.

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

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What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What do you call a show full of lions?

The mane event!

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Why don't Gingers go to the dentist?

They are already aware of their corrosive gingivitis.

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

What haircut did the Texan barber recommend when asked?

He couldn't think of anything, and said "I'll mullet over"

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99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions