Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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When is a lion not a lion ?

When he turns into his cage !

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

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What do you call someone who discriminates you for your oral hygiene?

A dent*ist*.

Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

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How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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99.9% of the people are dumb!

Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions