Hunt Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting?

Because they hav-an-arrow! :D

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva?

Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course.

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor. EDIT:

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor! :)

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Why pink camo?

Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey"

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What do you call a girl who hunts owls?

A hooters shooter girl

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

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How does one refer to intentionally harming the national bird of the U.S?

It's an ill-eagle activity

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you say when you see three whales?

Whale whale whale, what do we have here

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What did the school in Egypt finally get?

A new bus.

Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What will he have?

Student: "A heart attack."

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

Ill Eagle Jokes More Ill Eagle Jokes

What kind of sick bird is against the law?

an ill eagle

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

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What's the difference between a tribe of wild hunting pygmies and a Women's roller derby team?

The Pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.