What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What do You Use ?

Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why can't Mexicans bow hunt?

Cause they don't Habanero!

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What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical