What gun do you use to hunt a moose?

A moosecut!

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What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uni-ball

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

gun hangs head & turns around

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

because he can't aim steadily

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical