What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

How do you get a fire started?

You burn some fagots Look up the definition before commenting/down voting...

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

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What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.