What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ?

Benny thing happening !

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What do you say to a man with no legs?

Nothing, he'll shoot you.

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What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."