What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Why was the chef fired?

He was caught stroganoff

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

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What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

How do you persuade the US Senate to regulate the laws on guns?

Put them inside a woman's body.