What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

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What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

What do potheads do when they see a fire?

Stop, drop, and roll

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

How do you cure depression?

A gun.