Why did the police officer shoot himself in the face?

He had a black eye.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a barn full of black people?

A police shooting range.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

Why do you have a black eye?

You'll have two if you leave your girlfriend's underwear in my car one more time!

What do you say to a girl with a black eye?

Nothing. You already told her.