What's better than having a garbanzo bean on your face?

Having a chickpea on your face.

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

What do Hot Lips Hoolihan and Richard Pryor have in common?

A: They both have had major burns on their face.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.