What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

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What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .

Why do girls talk so much?

They have four lips

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

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Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

How much does Jesus love you?

Thiiiiiiis much. (Must be said while arms are raised out to side)

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What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

What did the Hammerhead shark say to his buddies when he got laid?

Nailed it.

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What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........